“In your heart I want you to know that ionic substances don’t have molecules.”
Chemistry
“The more you know - your body contains calcium ions, not atoms.”
Chemistry
“George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman.”
Chemistry
“If Andre Agassi walked onto the court with brackets on his wooden racket, we’d all think he was a doofus, and we’d all get destroyed.”
Chemistry
“If you get caught doing something stupid, say you went to Irvine Valley, not Saddleback College.”
Chemistry
“We will find what you’re made of.”
Chemistry
“Atoms aren’t happy, they’re not people. They just follow the laws of physics.”
Chemistry
“If you drive into a ditch, are you happy? No, you’re stable.”
Chemistry
“It’s like walking down the street with two women on your arms, not that any guy would want to do that.”
Chemistry
“If you had a group of 29 Brad Pitts, you’d be attracted to that rather than a measly 19 of them.”
Chemistry
“If your answer doesn’t match your work, then that’s magic. You don’t get any points for magic.”
Chemistry
“2009: Chemist Juliet Lee consumed 34 hot dogs in 10 minutes. Unrelated to lecture but I thought that was pretty cool.”
Chemistry
“If you lose a significant figure, then that’s life in the big city.”
Chemistry
